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Food For Thought For Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

  • Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
  • It’s not the pace of life that concerns me, it’s the sudden stop at the end.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
  • The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
  • Never knock on Death’s door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
  • Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
  • When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
  • If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.
  • The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.
  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
  • There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead.
  • An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
  • A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.
  • Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
  • Failure is not getting knocked down… It’s not getting back up!
  • Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?!”
  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
  • Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
  • Good news is just life’s way of keeping you off balance.
  • Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected. Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.
  • Stupidity got us into this mess-why can’t it get us out?
  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
  • People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
  • I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting path.
  • Indecision is the key to flexibility.
  • In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
  • I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.
  • I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
  • Dijon vu-the same mustard as before.
  • My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
  • I am having an out of money experience.
  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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Food For Thought For Monday, September 26th, 2011

The Magical Mustard Seed 
Author Unknown


There is an old Chinese tale about a woman whose only son died. In her grief, she went to the holy man and asked, "What prayers, what magical incantations do you have to bring my son back to life?"

Instead of sending her away or reasoning with her, he said to her, "Fetch me a mustard seed from a home that has never known sorrow. We will use it to drive the sorrow out of your life." The woman went off at once in search of that magical mustard seed.

She came first to a splendid mansion, knocked at the door, and said, "I am looking for a home that has never known sorrow. Is this such a place? It is very important to me."

They told her, "You’ve certainly come to the wrong place," and began to describe all the tragic things that recently had befallen them.

The woman said to herself, "Who is better able to help these poor, unfortunate people than I, who have had misfortune of my my own?"

She stayed to comfort them, then went on in search of a home that had never known sorrow. But wherever she turned, in hotels and in other places, she found one tale after another of sadness and misfortune.

The woman became so involved in helping others cope with their sorrows that she eventually let go of her own. She would later come to understand that it was the quest to find the magical mustard seed that drove away her suffering.

Brownness

2 Monks and a Pretty Lady ( Zen Story)

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Once upon a time a big monk and a little monk were traveling together. They came to the bank of a river and found the bridge was damaged. They had to wade across the river.

There was a pretty lady who was stuck at the damaged bridge and couldn’t cross the river.

The big monk offered to carry her across the river on his back to which the lady accepted.

The little monk was shocked by the move of the big monk and was thinking “How can big brother carry a lady when we are supposed to avoid all intimacy with females?” But he kept quiet.

The big monk carried the lady across the river and the small monk followed unhappily. When they crossed the river, the big monk let the lady down and they parted ways with her.

All along the way for several miles, the little monk was very unhappy with the act of the big monk. He was making up all kinds of accusations about big monk in his head. This got him madder and madder. But he still kept quiet. And the big monk had no inclination to explain his situation.

Finally, at a rest point many hours later, the little monk could not stand it any further, he burst out angrily at the big monk. “How can you claim yourself a devout monk, when you seize the first opportunity to touch a female, especially when she is very pretty?”

All your teachings to me make you a big hypocrite.

The big monk looked surprised and said, “I had put down the pretty lady at the river bank many hours ago, how come you are still carrying her along?”

Moral: This very old Chinese Zen story reflects the thinking of many people today. We encounter many unpleasant things in our life, they irritate us and they make us angry. But like the little monk, we are not willing to let them go away. There is no point in remaining hurt by the unpleasant event after it is over. Learn to move on in life!

Brownness

Food For Thought For Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Who’s Counting?


Napoleon was involved in conversation with a colonel of a Hungarian battalion who had been taken prisoner in Italy. The colonel mentioned he had fought in the army of Maria Theresa. "You must have a few years under your belt!" exclaimed Napoleon. "I’m sure I’ve lived sixty or seventy years," replied the colonel. "You mean to say," Napoleon continued, "you have not kept track of the years you have lived?"

The colonel promptly replied, "Sir, I always count my money, my shirts, and my horses – but as for my years, I know nobody who wants to steal them, and I shall surely never lose them."

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Food For Thought For Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

An old gentleman had been hired many years earlier by a young town councilman to clear away the debris from the pools of water up in the mountain crevices that fed the lovely spring flowing through their town. With faithful, silent regularity, he patrolled the hills, removed the leaves and branches, and wiped away the silt that would otherwise have choked and contaminated the fresh flow of water. The village soon became a popular attraction for vacationers. Graceful swans floated along the crystal clear spring, the mill wheels of various businesses located near the water turned day and night, farmlands were naturally irrigated, and the view from restaurants was picturesque beyond description.

Years passed. One evening the town council met for its semiannual meeting. As they reviewed the budget, one man’s eye caught the salary figure being paid the obscure keeper of the spring. Said the keeper of the purse, "Who is the old man? Why do we keep him on year after year? No one ever sees him. For all we know, the strange ranger of the hills is doing us no good. He isn’t necessary any longer." By a unanimous vote, they dispensed with the old man’s services.

For several weeks, nothing changed.

By early autumn, the trees began to shed their leaves. Small branches snapped of and fell into the pools, hindering the rushing flow of sparkling water. One afternoon someone noticed a slight yellowish-brown tint in the spring. A few days later, the water was much darker. Within another week, a slimy film covered sections of the water along the banks, and a foul odor was soon detected. The mill wheels moved more slowly, some finally ground to a halt. Swans left, as did the tourists. Clammy fingers of disease and sickness reached deeply into the village.

Quickly, the embarrassed council called a special meeting. Realizing their gross error in judgment, they rehired the old keeper of the spring, and within a few weeks, the veritable river of life began to clear up. The wheels started to turn, and new life returned to the hamlet in the Alps.

Never become discouraged with the seeming smallness of your task, job, or life. Cling fast to the words of Edward Everett Hale: "I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do. " The key to accomplishment is believing that what you can do will make a difference.

Brownness

Food For Thought For Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Do not interfere in others’ business unless asked
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others’ affairs.
We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic,  and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This kind of attitude on our part denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of a higher purpose, For the Universe has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way.  All men or women act the way they do because they are prompted to do so by the Divine within them. There is someone one else to look after everything. Why are you bothered?
Mind your own business and you will have your peace.
Forget and forgive
This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often nurture ill feeling inside our heart for the person who insults or harms us. We foster grievances, which in turn results in loss of sleep,
develops of stomach ulcer, high blood pressure and many other ailments that stealthily gnaws us from within. We forget that the insult or injury was done to us once but by nourishing the grievance we go on excavating the wound forever.  Therefore it is essential that we cultivate the art of forgiving and forgetting.  Believe in the justice of the Universe and the doctrine of Karma.  Let IT judge the act of the one who insulted you. Life is too short to waste in such trifles.
Forget, forgive, and march on.

Do not crave for recognition
This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody without selfish motive. They may praise you today because you are rich and have power but no sooner you are powerless, they will forget your achievement and start criticizing you. Moreover, each person is a mortal with a bundle of defects in them.  No one individual is picture perfect. Then why do you value the words of praise of another mortal like you?  Why do you crave for such false recognition and lose your peace of mind if the world does not praise you?  Believe in yourself. People’s praises do not last long and are not worth it.  Do your duties ethically and sincerely and leave the rest to the Universe.

Do not be jealous
We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind. You know you work harder than your colleagues in the office do, but they get promotions, you do not.  you started a business several years ago but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one year old. There are several examples like these in every walk of life. Should you be jealous? No, remember everybody’s life is shaped by his previous Karma that has now become his destiny. If you are destined to be rich, not all the world can stop you. If you are not so destined, no one can help you either.  Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere, but will only give you restlessness.

Change yourself according to the environment
If you try to change the environment single handedly, the chances are you may fail. Instead, change yourself to suit the environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has remained unfriendly for you, will mysteriously appear to be congenial and harmonious.

Endure what cannot be cured
This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations and accidents that are beyond our control. We must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully thinking, “The Universe wills it so, so be it”. The Universe’s logic is beyond our comprehension. Believe it and you will gain in patience, in inner strength, in will power.

Do not bite more than you can chew
This maxim should be always remembered. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable to carry out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. If you have extra time, then spend it in an inward life of prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind, which make you restless. Fewer the thoughts, greater is the peace of mind.

Meditate regularly
Meditation makes the mind thoughtless. This is the highest state of peace of mind.
Try and experience it.  If you meditate earnestly for half an hour every day, ..you will tend to become calm during the remaining twenty-three and a half hours. Your mind will not be disturbed as much as before. You must gradually increase the period of daily meditation. You may think this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will turn out more work in less time.

Never leave the mind vacant
Empty mind is the devil’s workshop. All evil deeds start in the mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more – money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or temple work may not always earn you more money, ..but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement.  Even if you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental imagining of how you would like your future to be.

Do not procrastinate and never regret
Do not waste time in wondering “should I or shouldn’t I?”  Days, weeks, months and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings.  Always remember Universe has Its own plan too. Value your time and do things. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can rectify your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes but do not brood over the past.  DO NOT REGRET!  Whatever happened was destined to happen only that way. Take it as the will of the Universe.  You do not have the power to alter the course of Universe’s will.  Why cry over the spilled milk?

Live, Love & Learn

  Love and Light…the Universe is a delightful friend