Brownness

Food For Thought For Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

A WEALTHY LANDOWNER
                          

A wealthy landowner discovered this when he was checking employee records and called a longtime employee into his study.

 
"Peter," asked the billionaire real estate tycoon, "how long have you been with us now?"

 
"Almost 25 years," replied the employee.

 
His employer frowned.  "According to these records, you were hired to take care of the stables."

 
"That’s correct, sir," said Peter.

 
"But we haven’t owned horses for more than 20 years," said his boss.

 
"Right, sir.  What would you like me to do next?"

 
The Executive Speechwriter News Letter
 Volume 13, Number 3

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