Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th
marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not
having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper
editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their
well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you
make this possible? "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had
been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse
riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse
was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be
a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my
wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted
the horse’s back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed
the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened
again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second
time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she
silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you crazy?"
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:" That’s it. We are happy ever after. "