Brownness

Parents Divorcing!

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

   
 ‘We haven’t seen you in 2 years and haven’t heard from you in 3 months
 … I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your
 mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage… and that
 much misery is enough!’

   

   ‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.

   

   ‘We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the old man says.

   

   ‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you
 call your sister in Melbourne and tell her!’

   

   Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

   

   ‘Like heck they’re getting divorced,’ she shouts, ‘I’ll take care of this.’

   

   She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, ‘You are not
 getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m
 calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there in 72 hours. Until
 then , don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??’ and she hangs up.

   

   The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.. ‘Okay’, he
 says, ‘It’s all set. They’re both coming for our anniversary and
 paying their own airfare!!’

   
 MORAL:

   

   One can’t be busy in all 365 days.

   

   The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet
 your dear ones.

   

   OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE

   and

   MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.

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