This is a must read … too funny!!! A laugh for the day!!!
For all those men who say, why buy a cow when you can get milk for free; here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like….
1. Men are likeLaxatives .
They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like.Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are likeWeather .
Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are likeBlenders
You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are likeChocolate Bars ..
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are likeCommercials .
You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are likeDepartment Stores…
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like ….Government Bonds….
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are likePopcorn .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are likeSnowstorms .
You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are likeLava Lamps . Fun to look at,
but not very bright.
13. Men are likeParking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this you will not be cursed but good luck will not come your way for the next year .
Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so Send this to 5 people in 15min
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