A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY This is definitely full disclosure………
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point aHair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana. 6.Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’ 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’ 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14.PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOMIS.
I am the General Counsel for Ziba Beauty, a family business with 14 locations that specialize in The Art of Threading and the Art of Mehndi. I am also a writer, and this blog is my place to ruminate in writing. Please excuse all typos, grammatical mistakes and under no circumstances am I offering legal advice!
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