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Why husbands avoid answers!!!

 

 WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
 HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!
 WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
 HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.
 WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
 HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
 WIFE: ‘You would?’
 HUSBAND: …….?
 WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
 HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’
 WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’
 HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’
 WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’
 HUSBAND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’
 WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’
 HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’
 WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’
 HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’
 WIFE: ‘Would she wear my shoes’
 HUSBAND: ‘No, her size is 6.’
 WIFE: — silence –
 HUSBAND: ‘shit.

Sanjay Sabarwal, Esq.
Ziba Beauty, Vice President
Ziba Magazine Editor
17832 Pioneer Boulevard
Artesia, CA 90701
Ph: (562) 402-5131
Fax: (562) 402-2139

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